About the Founder
My name is Soft Top and I’m the founder of Hard Flickit, formerly Jefflix My Bean. I was born and raised in prison, where my mother was serving time for abuse of a corpse. Back in her day, you could still give Grandma one last smack for the road without the liberal nanny state getting involved. I attended West Virginia University on a felching scholarship, graduating sine laude with a PhD in theoretical physics and edging. The man pictured in the stock photo above is not me. I rate him a seven out of ten. Maybe an eight, depending on personality.
About the Page
Hard Flickit has long been the preeminent journalistic authority on all things Jeffrey and/or hard and/or flick related. Wherever its are being flicked, our corespondents will be there. Formerly known as Jefflix My Bean, we have been covering Jeffrey’s career in film critique for over twenty decades. Recently, we even started writing some of our work down. We rely on your support to continue our coverage. Like a cheap bra, we require you to use sharp metal wire to restrain the opulent breasts of anti-media sentiment currently on the rise in this shithole country. Any donation helps, but the small ones help less. Don’t be cheap.
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