Spider-Man: Far From Home is the best Spider-Man movie yet, even better than than Spider-Man 3. But Jefflix wants to complain about stuff because he’s “honest” or whatever.
He’s objectively wrong. This review is filled with flaws the way Shaquille O’Neal’s basement is filled with children. The review opens with the statement “Shoehorning Spider-Man into the Marvel Cinematic Universe has handicapped both of his movies”. This is blatantly offensive to the handicapable community and I strongly object to this disgusting use of hate speech. He also called Ned “deadweight” which is clearly an attack on his weight. We deserve a body-positive movie review.
Jefflix has a lot of negative shit to say about Spider-Man, but he never once mentions the best part of the movie: Disney has confirmed that Spider-Man jerks his web shooter to pornography. It’s giving me a Peter tingle just thinking about it.
Final Verdict: 69/1000
Hard Flickit 