This review is one of Jefflix’s best, if you like run-on sentences about the technical aspects of the film Bohemian Rhapsody, which is a film that has been nominated for an Oscar, which is an award given for accomplishment in the film business, which is an industry built on sexual misconduct and cocaine, which is a white powder with narcotic properties, which makes it a drug.
It seems like one of the biggest complaints he has about the film is its lack of historical accuracy. But everyone knows going in that the movie isn’t gonna talk about the truth. The mainstream media is scared of the truth. Freddie Mercury was never gay and he never died. He’s laying sweet pipe to Whitney Houston in a FEMA concentration camp underneath the Denver airport. Obviously.
Like many biopic reviews, this review not only exaggerates dramatic moments for the sake of Zach-level incompetence, but outright fabricates them. It’s indulgent at best, and I know because this is the first time I read the whole review. That’s how I plagiarized it so well.
I enjoyed this review, but I didn’t want to enjoy it. Don’t read for intelligence and don’t read it for historical accuracy – read it for entertainment only.
Final Verdict: 9 3/4 out of 19 1/2
Hard Flickit 
Quit being so crabby you unfunny fuck.
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