Jeff’s new review, “12 Days of Cinema: Jojo Rabbit” gets worse than the low-effort pun in the title, but not much. I may be a lowly, soy-boy beta pagan, but I’m pretty the sure the 12 days of Christmas didn’t start on December 2nd and then skip a day. I don’t know why he’d skip a day, either. We’ve all read the reviews, it’s not like he’s taking the time to proofread.
The review gets taken up a notch like the speed setting on my Anal Arrow when Jeff calls Hitler “imaginary”. He also claims that Hitler eats unicorns, but everyone knows unicorns are Persian, not German. I can’t believe that my good friend, Captain E, doesn’t believe in Hitler. I thought I knew him. He took me to the doctor and now I realize that he spent all that time in the waiting room thinking about one thing: how the Holocaust never happened.
I can forgive the indisputable fact that Jeff is a Holocaust denier, which he is, but I can’t condone that he uses the phrase “trying to hard”. T-O-O, you dumb fuck. Clearly, you weren’t trying to hard when you wrote this shit.
Final Verdict: 👶🏿 out of 🇩🇪
Hard Flickit 