Jeff’s new review, “12 Days of Cinema: Knives Out”, is a tantalizing murder mystery in and of itself. The question is this: who killed Jeff’s last brain cell?
Jeff calls the movie a “knock-out entry in a long-neglected genre”. Is he forgetting Adam Sandler’s modern masterpiece so aptly entitled “Murder Mystery”? Jeff shouldn’t be throwing words like “neglect” around willy-nilly. My brother was neglected, and I’m offended on his behalf.
Jeff claims that the movie sacrifices quality for the sake of laughs, but I think he’s jealous. Just look at his blog, it’s as fucking dry as he isn’t. If he had a comedic instinct, he’d be able to let that shit slide. But I guess Jeff just isn’t funny enough to get it.
Final Verdict: -6 out of 0
Hard Flickit 