“Pretty much anyone who knows me could tell you this is my kind of movie right off the bat.” Yep. Jeff is so flagrantly pro-child abuse that he believes we all know it. And we do, but it’s still a little jarring to hear it stated so bluntly in his new review “12 Days of Cinema: Honey Boy”.
At the end of the review, Jeff calls Honey Boy one of the best films of the year. This cinematic love letter to Beverly’s dad in It is an abusive father’s wet dream. It’s no wonder Jeff is such a fan. Throughout the film, LaBeouf abuses a 12 year old named Honey Boy. I can only assume the honey is a metaphor for semen, because otherwise, is it even abuse?
In the review, it is stated that LaBeouf originally wrote the movie as part of his rehab program. In that case, I hope Jeff wrote the review as part of his rehab. Usually, his reviews read like the drunken ramblings of a schizophrenic boomer trying to swallow a whole bar of soap, but this one is more like the delusional manifesto of a Unabomber copycat shaking from alcohol withdrawal. Congratulations on your newfound sobriety, Jeff!
Final Verdict: 171mg of protein out of 1 load of semen
Hard Flickit 