Jeff’s newest review, “12 Days of Cinema: Marriage Story”, focuses on the Netflix original movie where Kylo Ren and Black Widow get a divorce. My only complaint for the movie is that it wasn’t on Disney+.
Way to brag about your “stable, loving family”, Jeff. And in the second fucking paragraph no less. Are you even qualified to review this movie? Try again after your family falls apart only for you to realize you were never a real family to begin with because your parents only stayed together to justify an accidental pregnancy and consequently stopped caring about their kids because they saw themselves as being the victims of their situation and their kids were just obligations and not actual human beings with their own problems and feelings.
Or something like that.
Honestly, my biggest complaint with this review is that it doesn’t mention the most bizarre and out-of-place scene in the whole movie. Towards the end, Kylo Ren breaks into song… for like WAY too long. It was comparable to evil Peter Parker’s dance in Spider-Man 3. It was cringe-inducing, it was awkward, and it made me a little hard. The song constantly references names that are not attached to any of the characters, the whole thing makes no sense, and it’s the best part of the movie.
Once again, Jeff offers a shitty opinion he has no business offering. He neglects the best part of the whole movie, making this whole review a goddamn circus. But then again, this movie isn’t meant to be understood by people like Jeff. Maybe one day he’ll be lucky enough to have divorced parents and he’ll finally get it.
Final Verdict: 42-45 divorces out of 100 marriages
Hard Flickit 