Jeff’s newest post is, in a break from his typical format, not a review of a film. Instead, he attempts to blame his own emotional and poultry-related problems on a girl who he has not named as of this posting. However, in a Jefflix My Bean exclusive, I have uncovered the other side of this story. Unlike Jeff’s recipe, mine details the secrets of this tragic blend of herbs and spices 😔.
I recently sat down with the so-called “she” who broke his heart like the cholesterol of so many servings of fried chicken, and you’ll be surprised to learn that “she” is none other than Zachary “The Bisquickie Thiccie” Bollinger. Let’s move to his interview now.
Q: So, it is my understanding that you wish to remain anonymous, why is that?
A: I don’t want people to know that I, Zach Bollinger, social security number 271-19-0981, am the one who became entangled with Jeffrey Boggers.
Q: I see, and I have to say that you are incredibly brave to come forward now. What made you decide to open yourself to an interview now?
A: Poggers!
So there you have it, the inside scoop on Jeff’s fried chicken fiasco of a relationship. And now for my own recipe for fried chicken, one to rival Jeff’s in both size and pollution.
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