This week’s episode of Hard Ticket represented a particularly difficult choice for all the foodies in the audience. But I’m not one of them, and am therefore able to be a completely impartial and unquestionable critic. This week saw the first ever three-way match-up on the pod, and another guest swung by for this aural …
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10 Pies I Hate About America
This week’s episode of Hard Ticket pits classic teen movies 10 Things I Hate About You and American Pie against each other. It’s a fairly lopsided matchup, however, and I think a more fair bout could have been arranged between 10 Things I Hate About You and something more prestigious, like Survachelors. 10 Things I …
Vampires Kissing Americans
The latest episode of Hard Ticket pits slapstick rom-com American Psycho against memecore banger Vampire’s Kiss. Christian Bale and Nicholas Cage both deliver stellar performances which I assume left a wet spot in the Hard Ticket corporate recording studio, but which was wettest? American Psycho is a movie which I had never considered to be …
Ep. 5: Man of Begins
Episode 5 of gestational education podcast Hard Ticket came out this Friday, featuring a clash between Batman Begins and Man of Steel. Much like the latter’s fugly step-sequel, Batman v. Superman, things don’t go well for the titular man of steel. As the superhero comic book industry began in 1938 with the release of Action …
Ep. 4: War of the Day
In the fourth episode of the now infamous Hard Ticket podcast, the choice is between extraterrestrial epics Independence Day and War of the Worlds. Now, obviously, if we’re going to discuss any science fiction worth its salt, we’ll have to take a look at the history of America’s war on terror. So let’s jump into …
Ep. 3 How to Stitch Your Dragon
The third episode of Hard Ticket dropped this week with a showdown between classic animated films Lilo & Stitch and How to Train Your Dragon. Both pictures tell stories of the proverbial “other” being accepted, as we were once told was the American way. So without further ado, let’s dive into the episode, with the …
Ep. 2: Rednexploitation
Happy West Virginia Day, everyone! To celebrate the rich heritage we all have as native Appalachians and not coastal elite Californians, we’ll be diving into two classics—Deliverance and Wrong Turn. I haven’t seen either of these movies, but I certainly get the gist from Jeff’s excellent review. They’re movies built on Appalachian racism (the kind …
Ep. 1: Pulp Club
Well, folks, Jeff’s finally entered the podcast game. And now that he has, I realize the missing ingredient in every one of his written Jefflix posts was the human voice. Specifically, the dulcet music emanating from what I can only assume is the hot pink, gaping wet throat of this velvet-tongued, baritone motherfucker. It’s made …
Your Streaming Guide for The Holiday Season
This is it. It’s the wettest day of the year. A day our Mayan forefathers knew was so wet it would retroactively flood the entire decade which came before it, all the way back to 2012. It is Wet Brandon Day, the most important holiday in the Jewish faith. Gentiles have Good Friday, we have …
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There Are Two Sides to Every Fried Chicken Recipe
Jeff’s newest post is, in a break from his typical format, not a review of a film. Instead, he attempts to blame his own emotional and poultry-related problems on a girl who he has not named as of this posting. However, in a Jefflix My Bean exclusive, I have uncovered the other side of this …
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